Thursday, June 14, 2007

Deep Thoughts by Holly

Its late at night, Joey is doing schoolwork, and I'm well, bored. I should go to bed, but I'm sitting on the couch pondering. In my ponderings, I have come to the conclusion that there are just some things in life I will never get. Like, for instance, why are there the two sets of doors as you enter Target? One set is the automatic open doors, the others are the ones where you have to manually open them. Who in the heck is actually going to physically pull open a door, when there are doors right next to it that magically open as you approach them? This bothers me....

Another thing I just don't get- the juice label industry. I always have a hard time choosing juice. There is the honest 100% apple juice, no confusion there- its the other juices that confuse me. Why is it that when I look at the ingredients of Juicy Juice's "grape" juice, the first ingredient in the ingredient list is apple juice? And with Capri Sun's "Strawberry Kiwi" drink, you would think the main ingredients would be strawberry and kiwi juice. Wrong. It is pear juice. The second ingredient, apple juice! So, why isn't it called pear apple? Kiwi isn't even on the list at all. Do they think we're stupid? Or are they just stupid? I don't know, but these people are using trickery and I just don't like it. Not one bit.

Well, I'll go to bed now. I think I'm either on a roll or delirious. If you're lucky I will add more Deep Thoughts to my blog as they come to me. Stay tuned..... and goodnight.

8 comments:

Chris * Natalie * Maya * Mason said...

the doors have bugged me, too. weirdness. although, don't ever criticize target, or i'll send the target guido after you! :) the juice thing is weird. i've never noticed that. maybe i should pay better attention to labels...

Tara said...

You know what's really funny, is that I've confused the push door for the automatic one. Yeah, they never opened. I felt like an idiot!

The Duenas Fam said...

Have you ever repeatedly walked forward and backward trying to get the manual one to open(while thinking its the automatic)?......um....i never have...

Zim Family said...

I love you. That is all I need to say. I love you.

The Duenas Fam said...

LOL

Melissa said...

Holly, you are so funny!! Thanks for coming over today. We had a fun time.

The Duenas Fam said...

Thanks for having us over-we had a fun time too! Also, thanks for the compliment. I was trying to be comical- I hope people didn't read this as stuff I'm seriously irritated by. I was trying to be funny in my quirky little way.

Jan said...

Now I feel better about myself -- it was ME who was walking back and forth trying to get the manual door to open. Many times. Duh.