Silly Mommy : Deep Thoughts for the Day

Saturday, August 25, 2007

Deep Thoughts for the Day

I have slacked on posting my favorite "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey." So, here is a double dose of laughs. Well, for me anyways....

"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason."

"When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police, but then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns."

6 comments:

Kristi said...: Oh, Holly! Thank you for enjoying Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy, and thank you for posting them for me to enjoy as well...I love it.; 8/25/07, 11:29 PM
Jori said...: I love Deep Thoughts! Those are two of my favorites.(I am Natalie's friend)

PS-Thanks for your readthescripture.com post a while ago! That is a great site and has really helped me out!; 8/26/07, 9:44 AM
hoLLy said...: Hey Jori-thanks for the comment! I've checked out your blog a couple of times myself:) And I'm glad that readthescriptures.com website has helped you-it definitely has helped me too!; 8/26/07, 12:03 PM
-Melissa- said...: Love the deep thoughts for the day. You always pick great thoughts that make me laugh. Thanks for a good laugh.; 8/26/07, 1:08 PM
Chris * Natalie * Maya * Mason said...: freakin' hilarious!!! i love these.; 8/26/07, 1:22 PM
Sarah said...: Love it! Dave has a Jack Handey book too. They crack me up.; 8/26/07, 5:25 PM

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