Tuesday, August 12, 2008

10 Reasons It Would Rule to Date a Unicorn

I saw this on my friend Mindi's blog today and it is a RIOT! Click here for all "10 Reasons It Would Rule to Date a Unicorn." Here are my three personal favorites. . . warning: juvenile/gross humor ahead. . .






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18 comments:

Cindy said...

I don't know about eating the feces part, but I did like the jelly beans!

hoLLy said...

oh come on, whats a little poop among friends? :)

devri said...

I go away and come back, and you have like a million posts, so I will do catch up,,,No one can say if there life has children in it, it is all about the poop, and I love it... Guess I am one sick puppie though,

Your little mama is so sweet, great job being the example so that in return your kids can be a example.

OMG!!!! Congradulations!!!!! I am sooooooooooo happy for you, and girlfriend don't worry about the telling early thing, I always tell right away.. people I think are just worried that they will miscarry, so they don't like to tell, wich for them is fine, but I can never hide anything, I can't hold a secret for the life of me, especially when it involves a tiny spirit... Hope you get another girl, everyone needs 5 before the boys come in ....

-Melissa- said...

that is hilarious!

Mindi said...

i'm with you, holly--poop and farting jokes never seem to get old around these parts.....i wonder why that is??

hehehehehehe

ACDC2005 said...

Haha, funny stuff!

Tara D said...

Feces- Delicious and divine! It doesn't get much better than that. hee hee

Patty said...

Very interesting!

hoLLy said...

lol at my mom right now. totally not her cup o tea.

cyndi/mom/nana said...

I would love the turn mosquitos into jelly beans and skittles especially now since we are overtaken by mosquitos. The "tooting" one is cute too would be interesting and more than likely less threatening as far as the "ode de toilet".

familyRus...4ever said...

Super-de-duper funny!!

Marie said...

Haha, cute Holly!!

Jori said...

I wish I could turn mosquito's into jelly beans.

Tiburon said...

cracked me up again.

Rebecca said...

LOL... mmmm.. jelly beans...

Hacking it up said...

Those are great, but I gotta tell ya...I used to date a unicorn...and that glitter bit ain't true...

Erica and Orlando said...

That is so funny!

Sarah said...

funny :) i could go for the jelly beans right now - i've got 8 bites on my legs!