First off, we have the Neck Pro Traction Device, or as I call it the "my life is over and I'm going to hang myself" machine. This guy looks like his life hasn't been too exciting and he is just about done with it.
"Bigfoot, the Garden Yeti Sculpture" The magazine says, "...the Garden Yeti will have guests doing a double take as they admire your creative gardening style!" I think I would do a quadruple take and then wet myself.
Look very closely and I think you will know why this makes me laugh. This could be quite painful if used incorrectly.
The Doggy Don't Sign. The magazine says,"One glance at this whimsical yard sign instantly conveys your serious request to dog owners walking their pet." Oh yes, this is whimsical and serious all wrapped into one.
Thanks Joey for a magazine full of treasures! I'll be placing my order soon:)