Monday, January 26, 2009

Skymall Gems

So, Joey was out of town last week on his "mancation." A friend of his invited him on a snowboarding trip with a few other guys to Utah and he had a blast. I was so happy he was able to go because gosh darnit, he deserved it! Poor guy hadn't snowboarded in 10 years! Hes been so busy working and going to school for us, his family. It was something he loved and was really good at as a teen. And it sounds like hes still got it goin on.... that sexy snowboarder:) I only wish I could've seen him in action! Anyways, Joey brought home a Skymall magazine from the plane just because he knew how much I would love to see these little beauties. . .and I'm sure he knew they would go on my blog:) Skymall is THE BEST. Period.

First off, we have the Neck Pro Traction Device, or as I call it the "my life is over and I'm going to hang myself" machine. This guy looks like his life hasn't been too exciting and he is just about done with it.


"Bigfoot, the Garden Yeti Sculpture" The magazine says, "...the Garden Yeti will have guests doing a double take as they admire your creative gardening style!" I think I would do a quadruple take and then wet myself.
Look very closely and I think you will know why this makes me laugh. This could be quite painful if used incorrectly.

The Doggy Don't Sign. The magazine says,"One glance at this whimsical yard sign instantly conveys your serious request to dog owners walking their pet." Oh yes, this is whimsical and serious all wrapped into one.
Thanks Joey for a magazine full of treasures! I'll be placing my order soon:)

19 comments:

CJ, the Purple Diva said...

That body Back Buddy looks like it does more than what the pictures show it does! I'm just saying.
And gee, thanks for posting the Doggy Don't sign. I need to get my ordered to be here in time for spring!
What a wealth of knowledge you are! LOL

::Jan:: said...

There are no words. It is all way beyond understanding. Hee Hee...

devri said...

ok, I know i am blond, but I don't get the back buddy joke. I will look again. I understand what naughty diva was talking about, is that it. or only her rated r version..hee hee

hoLLy said...

thats it. one of those knobs looks naughty. just sayin:)

Pedaling said...

i want that neck hanging thing.

you know, i've seen your cute profile face on many another blogs, so i recognized you right off when i saw you on mine.

i am honored.

thanks for and following me!

Marie said...

I could use one of those doggie don't signs! We have a public footpath that runs right along the front of our property, lots of dog walkers going past. I don't know why, but they seem to think that tis ok to leave a calling card in a rural area! Most annoying!!

The Freds said...

I love those magazines. They keep me entertained while flying. They certainly have some very interesting items for sale.

Rebecca said...

I love it!!! My fave is the Yeti. I need one.

Tara D said...

Ooh, I gotta get me one of those massagers. And the doggy don't, doggy doo, love it!

Cindy said...

I sure wouldn't put the Yeti and the dog next to each other because after seeing the Yeti, I'm not sure it's even possible for a dog hold it in!

the duchess said...

Oh, so many thoughts here.

1) It seems there should be a studded dog collar and a NC-17 rating that goes with that contraption.

2) I'm really in awe. What size is that Garden Yeti? If it's life sized I'm so buying one just to tick off my Mrs. Kravitz neighbor.

3) The model is clearly laughing at the absurdity. She's thinking, "I did NOT get a boob job just for this."

4) The dogs are the ones pooping, not their owners, unless the dogs can read.

-Melissa- said...

Now I know what do get you for your b-day! :) I think the Garden Yeti would look good in your yard.

tiburon said...

I need that Garden Yeti statue.

Bad.

Katie said...

I was laughing out loud at the Yeti! Who thinks of these things?

Hacking it up said...

wow.
What the h***? That first one looks like a torture device...and yes that is a very naughty looking gizmer..

Tonya said...

Oh... you are so funny.. thank you for the laugh... I think, I would love the Yeti. It is too funny.

Moon Devious said...

Hee, hee, hee...

Once a dog starts poopin, it's kinda hard to get them to stop. And if you try to make them stop they'll go on your carpet later. So if I were to see that sign in someone's yard, I would purposefully drag my dog over there...just sayin. Lol
I think if you don't want animals to poop in your yard...
Put an invisible electric fence around it. THEN put the doggy no sign in your yard... out of spite. :) I'm a horrible person...

mamapickle said...

hahahahaha. Those are so funny. I love looking through that magazine when on a plane though. It is great entertainment :) Thanks for letting Joey go on the trip. Scott had a great time :)

Chrystina said...

How hilarious! People really buy these things?! The Yeti would freak me out b/c I would forget about it and see him & after screaming bloody murder I would have to go back inside to change my bottoms!