My 100% perfect impressive buttocks

Joey and I are always messing around with buttgrabs, spanks, slaps, etc. Its a fun little part of married life. If you and your spouse don't do it, then you 're just plain boring !) The other day Joey peeled this sticker off a banana and put it on my rear while I was making dinner. . .and I must say I thought it was rather sweet(even though the compliment is sooo untrue, but as long as he thinks so, I'm okay with that:).

The next day, Aubrey decided to slap a sticker on my bottom too. They learn from their parents(so be careful what you do around them:) We were all laughing at her creativity(and I gave her an extra scoop of icecream later-don't tell Ella- j/k:)

So, there you have it, 2 people say I have a nice tush. Life doesn't get any better than that right there.